That's hot...Loves it...and other Paris-isms

So last night Ashley met Paris Hilton at a signing for her biography "Confessions of an Heiress." I have to tell you, the book, it's hilarious. It reads like it was written by a 12 yr old...or an idiot savant, minus the savant. It's going to make the perfect coffee table book, sorry "History of Film" you've been replaced. When I stated (saracastically mind you) that I am a huge fan of Ms. Hilton's, Emily retorted w/ "Fan of what? She doesn't do anything." It's true, she doesn't. How can you be a fan of someone for just existing? I mean, would I be a fan of her "work"...meaning "The Simple Life" or "The Simple Life 2" or her cameo in "Zoolander" or her blossoming film career (to this, I roll my eyes) or her new jewelry collection (which I wouldn't be caught dead in...unless I actually died and someone thought it would be funny to drape me in her sterling silver and swarovski jewelry...now that I think about it, I would actually compare her designs to the heart of the ocean replica from "Titanic"...the mutual ugliness is uncanny). It's funny how much I can go on about Paris. And by funny, I mean pathetic.

Also last night...season premiere of "The Real World." I usually only catch this show/become addicted when they play the Saturday or Sunday marathons and I find myself glued to my couch all day as the drama plays out. The shocker this season...two "homosexuals" in the cast, both men. Oh my goodness, two in one house, it's too much for an innocent girl from East Texas to take. I didn't know there were so many out there. I mean, there was that one guy in my high school, but two??? Geez.

Update from yesterday...I'm kind of liking my new work attitude. It makes the day more....what's the word....pleasant. Every now and then I've felt myself tensing up, getting pissed off, wanting to punch my co-worker in the face (Can you tell I'm pregnant? Is my stomach any bigger? Being pregnant is hard...and yadda yadda yadda, blah blah blah) and scream at whatever f*cker is bothering me on the phone at the moment, but then I calm down and go back into perfect employee mode. And everything is good once again. Speaking of work...I gots to go do some of that.
R.